I remember when i was back at school, and 'sports day' was one of the highlights of the summer. Basically, you didn't have to go to class, you just went to a running track and performed in a scaled-down Olympics. It was fairly mundane, but the thought of not having to sit through a class recital of Lord Of The Flies made me think I was getting a good deal.
I always managed to worm my way out of doing many of the events, as i wasn't really the 'sporty' type. At worst I would be put into the 'Shuttle relay', which basically consisted of running 50 meters in a straight line and handing a baton to the next unwilling participant.
However, this year was different. The guy (who will remain nameless) that was running the 400m decided that he would sprain some meaningless muscle in his leg, meaning that some unfortunate soul was going to have to take his place. After much argument from both sides of the fence, that unfortunate soul turned out to be me (click here).
When i say i can't really run, that would be an understatement. I find it hard walking the stairs at home without wheezing and gagging for a cigarette, let alone cantering along 400m worth of reddish pink track.
I take my place at the starting line. The gun sounds, I run, the crowd cheers. I get to around the 150m mark and I seem to be doing okay, as I can see the other guys around me. My confidence in my ability was premature. I got to around the 250m/300m mark and I got this weird sensation in my legs. This sensation could be known to the common man as 'Jelly Legs'. All of a sudden my legs turned into liquid and I was struggling to stand up, let alone run.
I look off into the distance to see the rest of the guys close to finishing the race, whilst I have now got to the point where i am walking the remainder of the track. A few people in the crowd start cheering my name, more out of sympathy than anything, which urges me to cross the finish line, about one minute after the rest of the group mind you.
So yes, catching up is a problem, especially when you get a sudden case of 'Jelly Legs'. I'm nearly three quarters of the way through 2008 and I've only just started writing about this years music, so I'm going to summarize the years best so far with a variety of splendid videos.
Frightened Rabbit - The Midnight Organ Fight
Fleet Foxes - Fleet Foxes
Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago
No Age - Nouns
Elbow - The Seldom Seen Kid
The Grand Archives - The Grand Archives
M83 - Saturdays=Youth
M83 - Saturdays=Youth
That's just few samples from many good albums I've heard this year. Also check out the new albums from My Morning Jacket, The Ruby Suns, The Notwist, Los Campesinos!, Lightspeed Champion, Vampire Weekend, MGMT, Wolf Parade, British Sea Power, Why?, Nick Howard, The Mae Shi & Cut Copy.
Also, if you want to listen to a selection from some of the above, then check out my mix on Muxtape. You can find it here.
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